Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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