whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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