She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I forgot wine drunk hurts
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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