do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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