I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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