Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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