I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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