I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
My breasts were aching with rage.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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