Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
send nudes
from the living room?
His nipple licking is glorious
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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