"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I have post one night stand depression
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