508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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