You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Just cropdusted the office
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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