weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I cockslap morals
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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