if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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