im so drunk with asians
where?
always
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Randomize
