I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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