So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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