SEEEEXXX PLEASE
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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