yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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