I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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