I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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