Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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