she was so not down for the gang bang
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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