I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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