apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
