There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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