a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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