Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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