you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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