I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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