you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
That was an excessively violent trivia night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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