she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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