You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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