Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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