Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
After tacos, we're chasing women.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
