i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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