you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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