...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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