I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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