Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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