So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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