He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
