THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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