do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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