was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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