Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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