Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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