Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
