She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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