Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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