The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
that's an acceptable place to lick
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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