Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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