HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
and eventually we just all took our pants off
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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