I accidentally had phone sex last night
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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