Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love having hate sex.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
