ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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