i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
this just has baby written all over it
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
NoShamevember. You game?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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