i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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