I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
